DON'T PANIC!

I'm getting tired of all the news articles regarding people being outraged at the CERN staff for building the LHC. No, they're not going to blow the Earth to smithereens. Or have it sucked into a black hole. Or turn it into cosmic gravy. Or open a portal to the 8th dimension. And for chrissakes, don't feed trolls like Mark Millar. It's already bad enough that he's a narcissistic, sexist bastard. Don't make him a preacher.